J.K. Rowling Publishing New Book, Still Not Harry Potter

Great news for all the J.K. Rowling fans out there: The British author will be releasing a new book out in June. Not-so great news for Harry Potter fans: It is not about the boy who lived, magic, or nargles.
Rowling will publish her new novel under the name Robert Galbraith, the pseudonym she used for her mystery The Cuckoo's Calling. The Silkworm, which features Cuckoo's burly, down-and-out detective Cormoran Strike as its protagonist, centers around the disappearance of a controversial novelist. According to the summary in the announcement from publisher Little, Brown and Company, Strike and his lovely, tight-sweater wearing assistant Robin Ellacott must investigate what turns out to be a dangerous and thrilling murder mystery:
"When novelist Owen Quine goes missing, his wife calls in private detective Cormoran Strike. At first, she just thinks he has gone off by himself for a few days - as he has done before - and she wants Strike to find him and bring him home.
But as Strike investigates, it becomes clear that there is more to Quine's disappearance than his wife realizes. The novelist has just completed a manuscript featuring poisonous pen-portraits of almost everyone he knows. If the novel were published it would ruin lives - so there are a lot of people who might want to silence him.
And when Quine is found brutally murdered in bizarre circumstances, it becomes a race against time to understand the motivation of a ruthless killer, a killer unlike any he has encountered before..."
Okay, it's no "I was in the library the other night, in the restricted section," and there probably aren't any horcruxes, but it sounds rather thrilling nonetheless. Plus, for all the disappointed Potterheads out there, Rowling is working on the screenplay for Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, the film based off the textbook introduced in The Sorcerer's Stone, and proof that there is a God, and God is a Gryffindor.